Nicolas Cage As Al Capone

Here is a bad idea... Nicolas Cage cast as Al Capone is a remake of The Untouchables. How many mistakes can we make at once. First of all, The Untouchables is an awesome movie already. Why remake an awesome movie! They tried this with Planet of the Apes and it was a total failure for Marky Mark. Now they're going to remake a great movie and unless it is absolutely incredible most of us will think it is a failed effort.

Second mistake... Nicolas Cage as Al Capone, are you kidding! He just doesn't strike me as a Al Capone.

Marcia Diana Valentine is stalking Sandra Bullock

Marcia Diana Valentine, Marcia Diana Valentine...quit it. Stop stalking Sandra Bullock. That's just not nice. And now Sandra Bullock has gotten a legal restraining order against fan-gone-psycho Marcia Valentine.

Stalking isn't cool

Paris Hilton and Patty Hearst

Poor poor Paris is heading to the lockup, and Patty Hearst doesn't have much sympathy.

I guess Patty (who also served some jail time, if you remember) wrote a letter to TMZ and said;

“I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about”