Tennman and Justin Timberlake

In partnership with Interscope Records, Justin Timberlake is launching a new record label called Tennman.

Justin is currently signed with Jive/Sony BMG, but his new record label will be with Universal Music Group. That can't make the folks at Jive very happy.

“We are all excited about the talent we have to offer already on our roster, and I cannot wait to introduce the world to my new discoveries,” Timberlake told press.

Simon Monjack is a sketch-ball

Simon Monjack is a sketchy guy. There are 2 warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud. He has unpaid legal bills adding up to $6,087 . There's a $502,000 judgment against him by a British investment firm. He also gave his former fiancée, British film producer Taira Rafiq, a fake cubic zirconia engagement ring.

Now he's feeling like a pretty lucky guy. He just got hitched to Bittany Murphy.

Watch out Bittany.

Shiloh Pitt-Jolie

Happy first birthday Shiloh Pitt-Jolie!

Lindsay Lohan and her OxyContin

OxyContin is a hard drug to quit, and Lindsay Lohan seems to be back at it.

According to her father, Lindsay has multiple addictions to alcohol and the painkiller OxyContin.

E! Online reported the news on Wednesday, quoting her dad Michael Lohan, who said, "I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care ... And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step."

Lindsay is back in rehab, again.

Natalie Portman as a ghost

Natalie Portman is in the new Paul McCartney video on YouTube. It's interesting. Nothing too amazing, but an OK tune by McCartney and everyone likes Natalie...

Here is the YouTube video

Donna Hogan wants to be just like Anna Nicole

Donna Hogan is a strange strange person. She's the half-sister of Anna Nicole Smith, and now in the wake of all of the press surrounding her sister's death, Hogan is getting boob jobs and trying to leverage the publicity to sign magazine deals. Yikes.

She wrote in a book that Howard K Stern is a "creepy little weasel-looking thing" and says that she plans to make him "sexually frustrated.” Strange.

She's also trying to get into Playboy magazine with her new boobs, which is just strange again. Why do all of this just after your half sister dies?

Let's hope that Donna Hogan goes away for a while.

Heidi Montag got engaged to Spencer Pratt

Lauren Conrad won't be happy about this one. Heidi and Spencer got engaged, despite Lauren's misgivings about Spencer.

Heidi looks happy in the picture.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck vs. Rosie O'Donnell

Looks like Rosie has a new foe in Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Rosie doesn't get along with anyone. She's waged a huge battle with The Donald. She seems to alienate her peers on TV. She's caustic.

Christina Ricci gets into a nude state of mind

“I didn’t cover up between shots because I had to get used to being like that and get into the way (my character) was thinking,” Ricci told the London Mirror about her latest nude scenes. “It didn’t matter to her whether she had clothes on or not, so I needed to lose any self-conscious affectations.”

JK Rowling begs the blogosphere

JK Rowling wants us to stay hush about the next and last Harry Potter.

"We're a little under three months away, now, and the first distant rumblings of the weirdness that usually precedes a Harry Potter publication can be heard on the horizon," JK Rowling wrote on her website.

"I want the readers who have, in many instances, grown up with Harry, to embark on the last adventure they will share with him without knowing where they are they going."

Spoiler: Harry Harry learns that it has all been a dream, he's not really a wizard afterall. Instead, he's just on shrooms. But please keep this surprise ending a secret.

Nicolas Cage As Al Capone

Here is a bad idea... Nicolas Cage cast as Al Capone is a remake of The Untouchables. How many mistakes can we make at once. First of all, The Untouchables is an awesome movie already. Why remake an awesome movie! They tried this with Planet of the Apes and it was a total failure for Marky Mark. Now they're going to remake a great movie and unless it is absolutely incredible most of us will think it is a failed effort.

Second mistake... Nicolas Cage as Al Capone, are you kidding! He just doesn't strike me as a Al Capone.

Marcia Diana Valentine is stalking Sandra Bullock

Marcia Diana Valentine, Marcia Diana Valentine...quit it. Stop stalking Sandra Bullock. That's just not nice. And now Sandra Bullock has gotten a legal restraining order against fan-gone-psycho Marcia Valentine.

Stalking isn't cool

Paris Hilton and Patty Hearst

Poor poor Paris is heading to the lockup, and Patty Hearst doesn't have much sympathy.

I guess Patty (who also served some jail time, if you remember) wrote a letter to TMZ and said;

“I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about”

Sopranos Star Drea de Matteo is Pregnant

Drea de Matteo of the Sopranos is expecting. Get ready for yet more Hollywood celebrity baby posts.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

Sounds like socialite and sex scandal artist Kim Kardashian has a new boyfriend, football star Reggie Bush.

Girl for Donald Trump Jr. and Wife Vanessa

What's with all the babies? Donald Trump Jr and his wife Vanessa have a girl.

Sheryl Crow Adopts a Son

Here's another Hollywood parenting story. Sheryl Crow adopted a baby boy this week. She posted a blog entry about it on her official website, but didn't post any photos. Come on Sheryl, we need pics!

Jaime Pressly Has Baby Boy

One more famous un-married hollywood mother this week. Jaime Pressly has a new baby boy.

Congrats to Jaime

Keira Knightley claims to be naturally thin

Keira Knightley is suing a tabloid over allegations that she is promoting a culture of anorexia. Keira Knightley is a very thin actress, who appeared to lose weight during the filming of the last Pirates of the Carribean.

Here is what she had to say about the anorexia rumors:

"It appeared as if I were promoting something when I absolutely was not. I am thin because that's what I am, and I was thinner at that point because of the work I do. Nothing else," she said.


"I do a lot of action films but none of them are more physically grueling than Pirates, where we are filming in searing temperatures and shooting fight scenes in which you are wearing a wetsuit underneath a load of corsets. You are fighting with heavy weights in the water. Can you imagine a more advanced cardio workout than that done hour after hour?"


She has also stated, "Basically, my body type is naturally thin. There is nothing I can do about it."

Celebrity Quotes

This is one of my favorite new pages on the Internet. It's not new, but it is new to me, and maybe will be new to you. People magazine publishes celebrity quotes of the week here.

Here is the list from this week:

• "This is just an Internet-Rogaine accident gone terribly, terribly wrong."
– Bruce Willis, after David Letterman accused him of looking like "that Sanjaya guy" when he appeared on The Late Show in a faux-hawk wig

• "Not since the episode of Saved by the Bell, where Tiffani-Amber Thiessen disguised herself as a boy in order to join the school?s basketball team have I seen such an impressive mustache."
– Jimmy Kimmel, referring to American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar's new dusting of facial hair

• "They should be left alone now without reams of stuff being written that I can assure you, from my experience of royal stories, most of which will be complete nonsense."
– British Prime Minister Tony Blair, speaking out about Prince William's breakup with longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton, to the BBC


• "For a while I've had the feeling that my life won't be complete if I don't adopt."
– Penelope Cruz, on her hopes of starting a family, to the Spanish edition of Marie Claire


• "We have about 20 days left [until the season ends,] not that I'm counting."
– T.R. Knight, on being ready to take a break from Grey's Anatomy after a tough season, to Access Hollywood

• "If there's one thing about our relationship, there are no surprises."
– David Arquette, on what makes his nearly eight-year marriage to Courteney Cox work, to PEOPLE

• "I'm a fake intellectual. I'm not that well read. Which I'm insecure about since I've gotten the [intellectual] niche."
– Adam Brody, on being different from his O.C. persona, to Time

• "I've always been on a diet, ever since I was in the sixth grade. It's an ongoing battle and it's a nightmare."
– Gwen Stefani, proving she's just like every other woman when it comes to weight issues, to Harper's Bazaar

• "I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so."
– Larry Birkhead, on learning the DNA test results that he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's 7-month-old daughter Dannielynn, at a press conference in the Bahamas


• "I'm giving her this damn shower. I don't have to get her a present as well, do I?"
– Felicity Huffman, on what she planned to give fellow Housewife Eva Longoria as a bridal shower gift, to PEOPLE

Phil Spector, is he guilty or is he guilty

this whole Phil Spector trial just seems like a Hollywood farce. Phil Spector has changed defense teams multiple times, his limo driver is testifying against him, now former defense team members are suggesting that evidence has been tampered with, and the guy has terrible hair. Worse than Donald trump if you can believe it.

He's guilty, for sure.

Goodbye Phil Stacey and Chris Richardson

Phil Stacey and Chris Richardson got kicked off of American Idol. No love lost, I wasn't a big fan of either.

See ya suckers.

Now Blake Lewis is the only guy left, with difficult competition from the ladies.